Friday, July 22, 2011

Dear craigslist

Can you call something, "SOLID MAHOGANY ANTIQUE DRESSER, CHEST, VANITY AND NIGHT STAND!!" when you painted it white?

I'm all for painting and distressing furniture but I'm leading with, "I fucked up what was a nice piece of furniture up, do you like distressed, painted furniture too?"

Hey don't bother with that busted box and that black thing on the floor. We'll all look past that when searching for our SOLID MAHOGANY ANTIQUE FURNITURE.

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